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The rustic spiritualness of pork. (Pork Rillettes)

Pork Belly in a Pot

Behold. In this pot, you see magic about to happen. Cubes of pork belly, seasoned with salt, black peppercorns, celery seed, quatre épices, thyme, and crushed garlic. Cover with water, put the pot in a 275 degree Fahrenheit oven, and wait six hours.

Rillettes (translated as "plank", thought to refer to how it looks like a weathered wooden plank when spread on a slice of toast) are slow-cooked, essentially poached meats shredded and preserved in their own fat. Think of a pulled pork barbecue sandwich. Now take away all the sickly sweet barbecue sauce, swap herbs for spices, and you’ve got something pretty close to rillettes. The flavor is clean, honest; sweet piggy goodness.

Once the pork slow cooks, and the pork fat melts off, the meat cools slightly and is shredded by hand. Add back in a bit of the liquid pork fat until it’s moist and almost fluffy, pack into jars, and cover with about an inch of pork fat to preserve. This is the hardest part: Let it sit for a day or three for the flavors to develop. It’ll keep for at least ten days, longer with the fat layer to protect it. Serve cold or room temperature, on toast, with a bit of mustard or a cornichon.

The only picture I have of this is the pork belly before it goes into the oven. The shredding part is like magic, handfuls of warm, glistening pork falling apart into pure goodness. (It also makes holding a phone camera impossible.) Go ahead. Sneak a bite. Nobody’s looking. It whispers to you, calling you, seducing you with its rich goodness. This isn’t diet food. This is ancient food, simple food, something pure.

I can’t do this more justice in words. Instead, I was reminded of this passage from Moby Dick, so I’ll let Herman Melville say it better than I can:

As I sat there at my ease, cross-legged on the deck; after the bitter exertion at the windlass; under a blue tranquil sky; the ship under indolent sail, and gliding so serenely along; as I bathed my hands among those soft, gentle globules of infiltrated tissues, wove almost within the hour; as they richly broke to my fingers, and discharged all their opulence, like fully ripe grapes their wine; as. I snuffed up that uncontaminated aroma,- literally and truly, like the smell of spring violets; I declare to you, that for the time I lived as in a musky meadow; I forgot all about our horrible oath; in that inexpressible sperm, I washed my hands and my heart of it; I almost began to credit the old Paracelsan superstition that sperm is of rare virtue in allaying the heat of anger; while bathing in that bath, I felt divinely free from all ill-will, or petulance, or malice, of any sort whatsoever.

Squeeze! squeeze! squeeze! all the morning long; I squeezed that sperm till I myself almost melted into it; I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me; and I found myself unwittingly squeezing my co-laborers’ hands in it, mistaking their hands for the gentle globules. Such an abounding, affectionate, friendly, loving feeling did this avocation beget; that at last I was continually squeezing their hands, and looking up into their eyes sentimentally; as much as to say,- Oh! my dear fellow beings, why should we longer cherish any social acerbities, or know the slightest ill-humor or envy! Come; let us squeeze hands all round; nay, let us all squeeze ourselves into each other; let us squeeze ourselves universally into the very milk and sperm of kindness.
– Herman Melville, Moby Dick, Chapter 94

Okay, so he’s talking about whale sperm, not pork belly, but it still applies.

Clearing the air

I’ve been in all-day workshops at work for the last copule of weeks. This has the effect of COMPLETELY knocking me off of my cooking rhythm, and I haven’t slowed down enough to get back on the wagon.

So, while I was preparing the cure for Homecured Bacon, Round 2 (a gorgeous 3.5lb pork belly from Pete’s Fine Meats), I decided to write down the ideas in my head. Let’s see what sticks.

  • The world needs savory muffins. Garlic and herb? Spice and carrot? Mirepoix?
  • Another pork belly will become rillettes.
  • I really need to make another loaf of brioche.
  • The ice cream machine bowl is now ready. Starting with a basic vanilla custard, will I make better chocolate ice cream using cocoa powder or melted milk chocolate?
  • I need to branch out fast breakfasts past pancakes and eggs (despite the awesome tower of power below).

And that’s just off the top of my head. I’ll think of more as I drift off to sleep.

I’m cured! I’m cured!

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Let’s jump straight to the punchline – it was GOOD. Damn good. Very clean, unmasked pork flavor; not surprising since it was unsmoked and the cure didn’t have much in the way of flavorings added, but still outstanding in its simplicity. Because the pork isn’t injected with a wet cure, it isn’t waterlogged, doesn’t shrink nearly as much as supermarket bacon, but also doesn’t tolerate as high a heat as the prepackaged stuff. This is something I’ll be doing again, and probably not in the too-distant future. Now that I have the basics under my belt, I can start to play with flavorings in the cure (garlic and black pepper!), and if I get super-adventurous I can de-pollenize the Weber grill and smoke the next belly. So many options from such a simple thing!

Now let’s back up a bit. When last we left our pork belly, it had been dredged in a basic bacon cure (225g/0.5lb kosher salt, 113g/0.25lb sugar, 25g/1oz Pink Salt #1) and left in a plastic bag in the fridge for a week, flipping every other day to redistribute the cure. About a quarter cup of the cure was enough for a 4lb. pork belly. The pink salt, 6.25% by weight sodium nitrite, is colored pink to keep you from eating it directly. Its purpose in the cure is to allow the belly to be cooked for a long time at a fairly low temperature without risking bacterial spoilage, especially the case if this is to be cold-smoked. I finished mine in a 225 F oven to an internal temperature of 150 F, which would have killed the bacteria anyway, but better safe than sorry. I’m not worried about the small amount of sodium nitrite that might be in the food at this point; in large quantities, it may be unhealthy, but in this case it’s fine.

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Right. The pork belly comes out of the fridge and is rinsed of any excess cure, then put into a low oven to slowly cook. (Above: Before and after; sliced.) This helps set the texture and flavor of the bacon. If this were proper American bacon it would be smoked, but I don’t have a smoking setup easily at hand and this was too simple to pass up. Once it comes out of the oven, use a sharp knife to remove the rind, let cool, then chill to allow it to set, and presto! You’re done! Slice it up or cut into lardons (1/4 in sticks) and enjoy some seriously piggy goodness.

I really don’t intend to buy supermarket bacon anymore. This has a reasonable shelf life (from what I’ve gleaned, about two weeks in the fridge or three months in the freezer) if you can keep it that long. The flavor and texture is head and shoulders above anything I’ve eaten, and it worked out to a little over $2 per pound, compared with $3.50-$5 at the supermarket. (This would certainly go up if I were sourcing my pork by mail order from a boutique farm that raised organic, specially-fed pigs, but I’m not there yet, much happier to support a local butcher.)

Try this at home. It’s easy. For more ideas, check out Charcuterie from Michael Ruhlman and Brian Polcyn.

(Oh, and the finished product above? A bacon sandwich on a slighlty malformed homemade onion bagel. Yeah. YUM. But that’s another post.)

Necessity, the mother of invention (and breakfast for dinner!)

Ducks on a TruckStart your day with a little surrealism… Ducks on a Truck!

It’s been a long week. A loooooong week. When Friday night rolls around, and one is far too tired and out of sorts to get presentable and head out to the Geek Gathering or Tiara Happy Hour (so sorry to miss y’all!), cooking something interesting and inventive for dinner seems just out of reach. Lest you think that I eat nothing but whole grain, organic, cage free foods, I do have a soft spot for frozen pizza. (Totino’s. $1 at Wal-Mart. Throw on some shredded mozzarella to make up for their lack of cheese, and you’ve got a meal.)

Having mustered up the energy to run to Wal-Mart and pick up two pizzas for Christine and I, dinner looks to be a done deal. Except then Jason comes home from a movie with friends and hasn’t eaten anything. Nice guy parent that I am, I’ll cook him my pizza and figure out something else to eat.

They say that necessity is the mother of invention. (Hm. I said it too in the post title.) However, if you take scarcity and throw in a healthy dose of sleep deprivation, creativity abounds. And thus, my dinner is born:

Tower of Pancakes!I know, right? Be still, my beating heart. I took a biscuit cutter to some leftover pancakes and cut out holes in the middle, stuffing each with scrambled eggs (cayenne pepper and basil in the eggs) and layering ham and cheese between. Topped the whole thing with the pancake centers and a last bit of scrambled egg for good measure.

Construction BeginsConstruction on the tower begins.

That was so very much what my Friday night needed to be. I’ll file that one away for the next time I need some over-the-top breakfast ideas for a group. 

The Most Useless Scale In The World

I am the proud owner, and avid user, of the best and most useless kitchen scale.

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This is me, measuring out coffee for the French Press. I weigh out the beans before I grind them to keep it consistent. Normally, I do this in grams – at the left, my Ikea kitchen scale shows the 45 grams. At the right, I’ve switched it over to pounds, which happens to be 0.1 pounds.

Yes. My kitchen scale weighs in pounds to three decimal places.

Sadly, this does not lend itself at all to many recipes, since there are sixteen ounces in a pound, not ten. I end up doing a lot of simplifying fractions and converting to decimal in my head, and more than once, hands full of onions, dough or something or other, I’ve had to call for my son and his calculator.

conversion table

To solve this once and for all, I wrote down the table you see here to keep track of the conversions. (Doesn’t everybody keep a notebook in the kitchen to chronicle their cooking experiences?) From one ounce to fifteen, all the conversions to three decimal places. At the left are common conversions between grams and ounces. I find I’m using grams more and more because it’s just easier when working with the scale. Finally, a note that a large egg weighs about two ounces – need to find similar rules of thumb for the yolks and whites, so I can figure out about how many egg whites I have in the freezer right now.